God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
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I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
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He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
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