Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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