i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
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Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
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