but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
My liver just had a heart attack.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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