'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
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Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
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I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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