I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I deserve this hangover.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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