I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
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Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
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I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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