You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
You need a sexual gate keeper
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Holy shit dude........stairs
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