U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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