I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
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You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
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Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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