Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
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