yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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