So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
