Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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