ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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