my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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