just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
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