Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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