it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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