watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
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He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
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She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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