why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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