what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
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Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
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Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
You did what with his pubic hair?
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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