community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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