grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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