Whod you bang
one two three fourrrrnication!
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
this is an emotional support booty call
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Randomize
