so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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