They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
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Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
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I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
This toilet bowl is my home.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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