Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
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You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
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He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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