i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
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I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
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That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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