The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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