I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
you win again, gameday.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
i need some magic done to my vagina
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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