Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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