remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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