They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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