its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
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you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
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This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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