Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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