it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
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Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
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Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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