My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
