I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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