Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
i believe in u and ur pee
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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