he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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