these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
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I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
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How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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