I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
Everything about him screamed your future.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
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