so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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