Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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