Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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