Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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