yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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