You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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