brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
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