you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
high people should be assigned attendants
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
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We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
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You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
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