Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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