no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
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so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
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I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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