Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
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I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
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It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
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